G’day, my name is Gilbert Holmes. Gilbo is my stage name. I’ve lived in south east Queensland for almost all of my 51 years. From Ireland and England, my family has called Australia home for more than 150 years. I’ve have one child.

A troubled youth, I dropped out of school and drifted for a while. There were some studies in natural medicine, then some activist work with various social and environmental causes. After a while, I settled into a career involving carpentry. There are positives with that, but my heart was never in it.

At 16, I had a profound vision of yin/yang polarity. I set about building a polar theory of everything now called the Wheels of Time. Using this polar method, I worked to figure out what an ideal human society looks like. Eventually my reflections and private studies were supplemented with a dual bachelor degree (economics and political science) from the University of Queensland.

That finished in 2016. Needing a job, I took the logical course of action. With my message neatly summarized into the Confucio Multidorm Hyper Fantastico, I announced myself as a prophet and launched my campaign for an inaugural world presidency. I suppose it was a challenging few weeks that followed, but I was confident in both the content and my ability to stay the course.

So I was on track, but then came a shocking vision from Jesus. This held a simple idea, 666 is a 2/3 waveform, but it sent me back into study mode for another 7 years. I scoured the sacred texts for references to number and shape, I have studied geometry, colour and number theory as I try to piece together a ‘great riddle’ that has occupied some of the most incredible minds in history. You will scarcely believe I am serious with that material.

Personally I am a very normal bloke. The prophet, president, etc thing is just what I do for a job. I’ve got guitars and drums. Just a normal bloke, but with whatever I’ve got, I’m here to give it a crack. Have I got what we need to drag this world to a better place? You’ll have to be the judge!

Last year I tested the waters as an independent candidate for Brisbane mayor. This year I am going for the federal senate. Baby steps for now...

…with images of the ‘Wheels’.